My favorite bar in Chicago is called Fulton Lounge. It’s in the meatpacking district and it attracts both artsy and professional 20-35-year-olds. They’ve got lots of great drinks, like the Café Noche and Green Tea Passion. And then they have the Hot Sauce.

I can’t tell if the Hot Sauce is some sort of hypothetical meta joke (i.e., Wouldn’t it be funny if we actually put this drink on our menu?), but I suspect it isn’t.

What’s a Hot Sauce?

“Spicy and sassy is this potent blend of olive juice, Tabasco, worcestershire, tomato juice, Guinness and Absolut Peppar. Served in a lemon, salt, pepper, and celery salt rimmed glass and garnished with bleu cheese olives.”

I challenge you to find a more disgusting (real) cocktail.