It's official: nobody knows how to tie a tie. RickLax.com has been getting 300 hits a day from people wanting to know how to tie a tie. ("tying a tie" and "tieng a tie" are also popular searches). My dad taught me how to do it a couple years ago, and if you want to hear what took me so long, check out my book Lawyer Boy. Actually, regardless of whether you want to hear, check it out.