Alright, the red thing is easily one of the more entertaining games to come out of the 21st century...the old "last person to hit the button (or prematurely) gets electricuted" game. For a sign response i'd keep with the dream motif and keep it simple with "my toilet seat's up...livin the dream"

1) Do you really want us identifying this sexual contraption which is most likely illegal in the state of Illinois?

2) "To help celebrate sarcastic door-sign month, please create your sign in the following format:

..."Blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah"
(Space for somebody to make a sarcastic response)"

I'll go with the serious guess and say the red thing is some sort of trivia game thing where you buzz in?

Your neighbors' door sign got an "awwwwww" from me. You need to put up one on your door that says "...this is the home of a dude who can leave his underwear on the floor and not get hen-pecked." (Yes, I am a woman and yes, I hen-peck).

Also, why is your apartment always a wreck in every picture you post? Is this some sort of sadistic joke you play on your mother???

Lyn, I dont blame you for thinking the "electrocution" guess for the red thing was not a serious one. However, it is the case. I've played it at a friends house up north multiple times and until yesterday had never seen it outside of that cabin before. Now saying "electrocution" may have been a bit of an overexaggeration, but you get the point. The game can get real fun, I suggest you look into one for a rainy day.

Its one of those stupid games that vibrates in the hand of the last person to press the button on their handle thing. the light in the middle flashes (green, i believe) and when the light in the middle turns red, the players have to press the button on their handle thing. the last player to press that button gets buzzed, electrically shocked if you will. stupid game, i lost every time I played in and I hate it.

Jon, you're right, I would have never believed that such a thing as an "electrocution game" actually exists. I will NOT be featuring that at my next cocktail party. ;-)

The shocking game is actually pretty fun.

For reply signs you could either go "funny" or "direct attack".

"....Actually, this is the home of the most beautiful woman in the world. The chick across the hall is just aight."

"....This is the home of the guy that is having an awesome and torrid affair with the most beautiful woman in the world."

"....The chick across the hall has a wang. True story."

"....The door on the other side of the hall lies."

"....The people across the hall apparently don't understand the meaning of the word "beautiful"."

Big fan of pretty much all those, Counselor Pirates. Can anybody top 'em?
As for the electricution game....hmmm...think I might have a party on the 27th or 28th in which we try it out...

The pirate gave me a good idea:
"One of these door signs always lies, while the other always tells the truth. What question could you ask either sign from which you could deduce where the most beautiful woman in the world lives?"