This girl in the bookstore was studying for the CA bar. She gave me a card and said that she's been doing personal injury law in NV for the past year.

I noticed she was studying torts, and I said, "Let's do a couple problems together."

We did three. I got all of them right; she got all of them wrong.

I mentioned she was a personal injury lawyer, right?

It probably wasn't too great for her ego, but it probably also put the fear of God in her. But she studied much harder that afternoon than she would have!

I didn't have the heart to tell her I hadn't done anything remotely legal in the past 9 months.

Which reminds me...it's probably time to check up on my MCLE requirements...