This is a photo of a restaurant by my house. The green sign reads "LIVE TACO MAKER." Now, that's all fine and dandy, but honesty, given that the place serves tacos, I would have assumed they had a live taco maker. So I'm not that impressed. Now, if they employed a robotic taco maker, that might be sign worthy, but given that they don't, I think a sign is unnecessary. (Obviously a zombie taco maker would warrant a sign as well.)

Last week the majority of the band Tally Hall stayed at my apartment, which looked like this:

Today I bought a new short sleeve shirt and skinny tie combo, which looks like this:

I also bought this:

(1 Bonus point for the first blog reader to guess what it is.)

LASTLY, my apartment mates put this sign on their door, which is right across the hallway from mine:

The sign is clearly for my benefit. They clearly put it up to rub their happy marriage in my single face.(2 Bonus points to the blog reader who comes up with the funniest response sign I can put up on my own door.)