Last week I did a photo shoot for Las Vegas Weekly that involved getting a spray tan. Problem was, after the shoot, as I was driving home, my car's AC broke. (Black exterior, black interior.) Oh, it was 114 degrees that day.

The above pictures show what my spray tan, in combination with my sweat (and the half-bottle of Evian water I poured on myself), did to my beloved Salute Your Shorts/Camp Anawana T-shirt.

Fortunately, it all washed off.

The hotel bar closed at midnight and I can't write without a drink close by. This is what was available.