(That's just a working title. Still taking suggestions.) Anyway, I'm about to turn the first draft over to my editor/publisher. The book is a memoir, not a How-To book, but by reading it, you'll nonetheless learn...
-How to sneak into nightclubs without paying
-Why Las Vegas hotels pack their casinos with undercover models
-How to use a handful of dry rice as a lie detector
-How to tell whether a smile is genuine using a bucket of water, a frog, and a live wire
-Why you should never buy beer shots for showgirls
-How to get somebody to stop talking bout sports by pretending to be gay