My Message To The Democratic Voters: CHILL OUT; And To The Republicans: PLAY FAIR

 

Who’s excited for the Presidential debates? All of you, I hope. I know there are some people out there who don’t watch the debates/don’t care about them…but I don’t understand these people and I doubt I’d get along with them very well.

Here’s my take on the 2008 election. (I’ll do my best to keep this non-partisan…I’m a political Independent by the way…voted Republican and Democrat in the past…Green and Libertarian too…depends on the candidates and the issues they’re most likely to face once elected…i.e., I don’t care where my city councilmen stand on abortion, only zoning regulations…) Ah, yes, so my take. Here goes: The next President is going to be awesome. Obama and McCain are both incredible people. The American Dream and the Bona Fide Hero. They’re especially impressive when you compare them to some other recent presidents.

No matter what happens, things are looking up.

I feel like most of you reading this blog are liberal, which is cool. And some of you are probably freaking out about McCain, especially now that he picked such a conservative running mate. Here’s my message to you: chill.

I’ll bet you $20 that if McCain is elected, you’ll see the Maverick McCain (i.e., the more liberal McCain) return post-inauguration. Remember, he couldn’t have gotten the nomination if he didn’t move to the right…found this out the hard way in 2000, back when he was fathering all those black babies…

And for those of you who are freaking out about Obama (which I kind of understand), my message to you is this: play fair. You had your chance (with Bush), and nothing much good happened, so why not give the other side a turn at the wheel?

IN OTHER NEWS

I’m moving to Las Vegas now to write my second book, Fool’s Paradise. It’s about lies and deception—honest! I don’t know many people in the city and am always looking to meet new people to have fun adventures with…SO…if any of you reading this know some cool, open-minded Las Vegas residents, shoot me an email at LawyerBoyChicago@gmail. Especially if these people are involved in any traditionally Las Vegas professions (i.e., gaming/gambling, hotel management, bars & clubs, entertainment, pawn shops…that sort of thing).

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I have a friend in

I have a friend in Vegas...he's actually a native. He's not in the traditional Vegas professions, but he does lie about when he'll return phone calls. Oh yeah, and he graduated from law school about a year or so ago. He's a fun guy, for a workaholic. I'll hook you up with his phone number.

Why did you go to law

Why did you go to law school?

Interesting. Because I

Interesting. Because I would have pegged you as a liberal. Just because.
But it turns out you're more "my kind of guy". ;-)

Yeah, Chill and Play Fair would be good advice to both sides. Although I am sure it will go mostly unheeded. BTW looking forward to your response to Annonymous (above) about why you went to law school. :D

I would also like to know

I would also like to know why you went to law school...

After all, you invested 3 yrs of your life and ended up with a "highly addictive" (according to my girl-friend, who is now a big fan.....and reads your blog religiously....and now when she read that you are working on your second book, she wants to know where she can reserve a copy....) law school memoir.

Unless you have lawyer-like job planned, how will you pay back your parents for law school? I thought your father expects you to finance his retirement beach house in Florida????

Counselors, I went to law

Counselors,

I went to law school because I was told that I had to if I was going to practice law.

 

Seems to me you just want to

Seems to me you just want to "play" lawyer and that you don't want to have a real job at all - ever.

Well, Counselor Anonymous,

Well, Counselor Anonymous, you obviously don't know me very well then.  But that doesn't surprise me; I try to stay away from people who make unfounded, mean-spirited verbal attacks.  Seems to me that you just want to "play" asshole - really.  

P.S., I'm impressed that you have time to hold down a real job AND make these attacks.  Way to multitask!

 

 

Question for Anonymous: what

Question for Anonymous: what is your definition of a "real job" and why do you consider it the telos of existence?

Uhhhh....since when was

Uhhhh....since when was being an author of widely published memoir not considered a "real job"???

After all, it is currently #22 on Amazon.com's rank in category: Books > Biographies & Memoirs > Professionals & Academics > Lawyers & Judges.

#26 in category: Books > Entertainment > Humor > Lawyers & Criminals

I also recommended his book to a former colleague from work, who is seriously considering applying to law school (but unsure since everyone is against it) after being laid off from Wall St.

I wish I can quit my job and get paid as an author............

It's politics man. Everybody

It's politics man. Everybody always getting there panties bunch.

Las Vegas is cool. This time of the year it's great, but I just moved here about 5 months ago and the Summer was hell.

It's funny how you get

It's funny how you get anonymous hate comments once every couple of months. I'd like to think that there are all kinds of people out there who hate you so much that they talk shit to you on your blog and amazon book reviews, but I have a feeling that it's just one jealous loser. Sorry Lax.

I'll never understand people

I'll never understand people who post anonymous criticism on the internet. Or Republicans. Those are two things I will never understand. And probably the Rule Against Perpetuities. So three things.

Are you planning on going for the Nevada Bar while you're in Vegas?

First, a disclosure: I am

First, a disclosure: I am Rick's uncle and mentioned in his book.

I am also a lawyer of 38 years and have been writing and published since I was 16 (Kennedy was President). The two avocations are not mutually exclusive, but one pays better. I encourage young Richard to pursue both and - most of all - to follow his heart and passions.

 Thanks for the support,

 Thanks for the support, Counselors.

 

-No plans to take the Vegas bar.  I mean, don't get me wrong, the Illinois bar was a blast and all...

 

And yes, Counselor Jaffe is right about the monetary thing...which is a factor for me.  Many of the worst lawyers out there make more than the best writers. 

As a conservative

As a conservative republican, I have not had my views seriously represented in DC by anybody lately (except for those glorious GOP rebels in the House), so the "Play Fair" gambit doesn't work with me. Besides, the personhood question is too important to let anyone mess it up, no matter how well qualified they may be in other respects. I am not a knee-jerk total free market fan, nor am I able to trust Big Gov's never-ending promises to do a better job controlling my life. But if we fail to develop a rational consensus about what a "person" is, then Big Gov has a blank check on control over any "non-persons" it may define into being. Therefore, I could never vote for any pro-abortion candidates ever. Ever! Why? Because that position contains the seeds of everything Orwell feared. Using carefully parsed language to define some humans into the club and some humans out, then using the language of "choice" to describe the ultimate deprivation of "choice," death, is a brilliant demonstration of double-speak. It completely obfuscates the importance and difficulty of knowing what constitutes a person, and how a person should be treated by society and society’s law. And I will not vote for someone who furthers that confusion. Nobama for me. Sorry.

All these threads and

All these threads and commotion for revealing his future plans as a side-note....

Lawyer Boy is one of the

Lawyer Boy is one of the best books I have ever read...If anonymous had actually read your book, he/she would have realized that your aspiration of law school was not simply about becoming a lawyer. Do whatever the heck you want to do with your life, and tell everyone else to shut it, lol. You are incredibly talented, and have an amazing piece of literature to show for it.

P.S. Please finish your next book soon.

Gosh, Counselor Reformer,

Gosh, Counselor Reformer, not sure what to tell you.  I know you feel that Bush2 shafted you...(played up his Jesus love during elections...then left you behind)...but I don't know how much sympathy I can give you for that.  It's like, he represented that he was a 10 on the Jesus scale and turned out to be a 9.  And you bring up Abortion, which, I realize, is a huge issue for most of America.  The hugest issue, for many.  I think you and I are both surprised that it's barely getting a mention in this campaign.  Why do you think this is? 

 

 Oh, and thanks for the

 Oh, and thanks for the kind words, Counselor Kristen...the suspiciously kind words...

"literature?" Oh, puleeze.

"literature?" Oh, puleeze.

Counselor Anonymous,  For

Counselor Anonymous, 

For somebody who dislikes my writing so much, you sure read/comment on my blog a lot. 

 

 

"Suspiciously kind?" Sorry

"Suspiciously kind?" Sorry for any suspicion...I was just a little perturbed by the comments from Anonymous and felt the need to interject. I seemed to have further provoked the situation, though, which was not my intent.

P.S. Anonymous, look up the definition of "literature."

Didn't ask for sympathy.

Didn't ask for sympathy. Just explaining to you why I have no sympathy for the implied moral equivalence in "giving the other side a turn." I am not a utilitarian. I am a theist. Therefore I don't buy the moral equivalence theory. The good guys gotta win, eventually.

BTW, Bush2 didn't "shaft" me respecting the personhood issue. His judicial picks were great for our side. He did disappoint me on government spending. Big time. Also, I think his theory that a totalitarian culture could be transformed by a war was deeply flawed, though I am less sure he was wrong or dishonest about the WMD issue. History will bring greater light.

But I do find it interesting you assume his "Jesus" pitch is what got my buy-in. Not so. I maintain that one does not need to hold a specific variety of theism to realize that we need a good, durable social contract on the meaning of the term "person." Bush represented that he would go that route, so he got my vote, and would get it again vs Obama. Therefore, your response was conclusory at best, i.e., without sufficient basis, like answering "yes" to a law school essay. Why did you make this assumption about me? Just curious.

Your question concerning the relative silence on abortion in this election is intriguing. I propose that most people are more concerned with their own financial well-being than they are the well-being of the millions of tiny humans that will never see the light of day. Out of sight, out of mind. By contrast, hard-core pro-lifers like me can see beyond the current international and economic turmoil to perceive a more distant future where human slave labor is manufactured and disposed of as needed by Orwell's hogs. We don't like that vision, so we work against it. But we are few in number. The masses move like water under the tidal forces of the current crisis. Nevertheless, we do what we can, because we must. Your theory?

ok, counselor sorry about

ok, counselor

sorry about teh assumption. just heard lotsa christians saying they felt shafted by GW for the reasons i had mentioned. guess you're not one of them. check.

next, you can be a theist and a utilitarian. met some people who identify as both. you could argue that you can't be a devout christian and a util (because christianity has a deontologial moral code), but you can for sure be a simple theist and util. no conflict there.

last, not sure i buy the out of sight out of mind...cause abortion is no more out of sight in 2008 than it was in say, 2000, when it was a huge deal in the prez election...it's usually a huge deal...actually, i'd use it to generally refute the whole 'out of sight, out of mind' saying...

k...gotta end this post. have a good night, counselor.



 


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