July 2009
Before and After Photos, EXPOSED


These photos were taken just two hours apart, and have not been digitally retouched in any way. They're for a story I wrote that exposes how Before & After photos can be faked. You can read the whole Las Vegas Weekly story by CLICKING RIGHT HERE, ON THESE VERY WORDS--YEP, ANY OF 'EM.
...but here's a preview:
Trick No. 1: Suck in your stomach
If you exhale and suck in your stomach, you’re going to look thinner. This is particularly true for men, who store a lot of their body fat around their bellies. Remember to inhale and push out your stomach when you take your “before” photo.
Trick No. 2: Flex your muscles
Take a page from the professional bodybuilders’ competition-pose playbook; you’ll look stronger and more muscular if you flex your muscles. Be careful not to flex your muscles in your “before” shot, though.
Trick No. 3: Pump it up
Lift some weights immediately before you snap your “after” photo. Like flexing, anaerobic exercise will temporarily increase the size of your muscles.
Trick No. 4: Fix your posture
If you stand up straight and roll back your shoulders, your chest will stick out more, and your waist will look smaller by comparison. So find a mirror, and align your ears, shoulders and hips.
Trick No. 5: Fix your face
A smile is your best bet. A smile won’t make you look thinner or more muscular, but it will imply that you’re enjoying your new healthy lifestyle (your Sunday afternoons playing flag football at the park, your six-pack-bearing weekends on exotic ports of call …). And don’t grimace in your “before” photo—that’d be too obvious. Instead, go for a blank expression or one indicating slight depression.
Trick No. 6: Shave and bronze
Removing your body hair and tanning will better showcase your muscle definition.
Trick No. 7: Get a mini-makeover
Put on some better-fitting clothes, fix your hair and slap on some foundation.
If you don’t believe that simple tricks like these can be used to simulate weight loss, take another look at the “before and after” photos on this page. They were taken just two hours apart, and they have not been digitally altered in any way.
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The Sexy Introduction to a Very Boring Essay

The following is the intro to the mini-essay I'm writing for next week's Las Vegas Weekly. You can read the rest of the essay on Thursday, at LasVegasWeekly.com
The following mini-essay is really boring. Unless you’re a stuck-up know-it-all who’s intent on following “the issues” and putting your friends to sleep at cocktail parties, you’ll probably want to skip over it, flip to this week’s club ads, and stare at all the pictures of the pretty girls in skimpy skirts.
Okay, now that we’ve gotten rid of the riffraff, let’s get down to business.
Every now and then the Supreme Court of the United States does something really stupid. Four years ago, in a comically blatant violation of the Fifth Amendment, the Court held that state and local governments could take land from private owners and give it to other private owners. So, yeah, I’d consider that a “really stupid” decision.
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Three Hours At Luxor (With Lax, at LAX)



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URINEGATE! Expose Journalism at its Finest

I did an expose on pee mats. It's easily the finest magazine piece I've ever written. Hard-hitting journalism combined with urine puns. What more could you ask for? You can read the whole story by clicking right HERE.
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Ricky: I always enjoy a
Ricky:
I always enjoy a piece of "hard hitting journalism". This is the kind of stuff that should get you nominated for a Pulitzer Prize. Congrats!
agreed. it'd be a shame if
agreed. it'd be a shame if pulitzer didn't recognize my work here.
Picture Rocks!
Picture Rocks!
All thanks to Jeremy
All thanks to Jeremy Espinoza!
I'm Probably Not Cut Out For Reality TV
I just tried out for the reality show Face Of Vegas (I'm writing about it for Las Vegas Weekly). Don't think I'll get a callback, though...when they asked if I'd been laid recently, I said, "No comment," and when they asked me to take my shirt off I said, "No."
The show is being cast by the Conlin Company. Conlin company President Sheila Conlin was very helpful today. You can look for my (very brief) interview with her in next week's Las Vegas Weekly. (Oh, and if you're a local and reading this and you're interested in being the next "Face of Vegas"--did I mention the cash prize?--then head to TheConlinCompany.com for more details).
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0 For 3
This girl in the bookstore was studying for the CA bar. She gave me a card and said that she's been doing personal injury law in NV for the past year.
I noticed she was studying torts, and I said, "Let's do a couple problems together."
We did three. I got all of them right; she got all of them wrong.
I mentioned she was a personal injury lawyer, right?
It probably wasn't too great for her ego, but it probably also put the fear of God in her. But she studied much harder that afternoon than she would have!
I didn't have the heart to tell her I hadn't done anything remotely legal in the past 9 months.
Which reminds me...it's probably time to check up on my MCLE requirements...
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Did you get her number?
Did you get her number?
Ya know, she gave me her
Ya know, she gave me her card before we went over the problems. But after we did...I threw the card out, thinking if I get hurt and need a lawyer, I'd probably go elsewhere.
100,000 Hits on RickLax.com!
We're rich! 100,000 hits! Thanks to all who have visited. According to Web-Stat.com, most people end up on RickLax.com because they want to learn "how to tie a tie." But that's cool. Happy to have 'em here. But to those of you regular readers: thanks for sticking around, and I'll seeya at 200,000.
-Ricky
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That's funny, 'cause I ended
That's funny, 'cause I ended up here after googling for "hot, sexy lawyer boys" ;)
Street Of Cards meets Gary Darwin's Magic Club, Wednesday Night at Boomers Bar in Las Vegas...and Here are the Pics to Prove it!




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Sugar Gliders: Look Before You Leap (Is Sugar Glider Ownership Really Right For You?)

If you think puppies, kitties and bunnies are your cutest pet options, you’ve never met a sugar glider. These pocket-sized, saucer-eyed marsupials cuddle, scamper, sleep and leap. They’re complex, intelligent and affectionate. There’s just one catch: They’re harder to care for than a troop of kangaroos in heat.
Native to Australia, sugar gliders are illegal in California but legal in Nevada. That explains why so many of them end up at the Lucky Glider Rescue & Sanctuary in Henderson. Gail and Ed Margulies run it from their home.
“There’s a little odor in here,” Gail, 55, warned me as I walked through the front door. “It’s not going to knock you over; just smells like animals is all.”
Gail Margulies used to work in publishing, then as a dental assistant, and then she opened the sanctuary in 2006. Since then, business has been good—which is to say, she watches over a lot of sugar gliders that could use good homes.
Gail walked me through her living room and into the “Rescue Room,” which was packed with sugar glider cages. Floor-to-ceiling. Each cage contained a colony of gliders, a hamster wheel, a climbing rope and a wooden box filled with miniature blankets. The Margulieses had taped index cards to each of the cages to remind them of the occupants’ names: Krissey, Ponchito, Sabrina, Duke, Tank, Chip, Hexx, Jinx and Little Man, to name a few.
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Okay, that's just the introduction to my sugar glider piece in this week's Las Vegas Weekly. You can find the rest of the story BY CLICKING HERE. And if you're not interested in clicking there, perhaps you'd be interested in CLICKING HERE INSTEAD.
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My friend had what I assume
My friend had what I assume was a sugar glider (though she called it a flying squirrel) that died by gliding into an open toilet in her apartment and drowning. She never forgave herself. My advice for any prospective owners is to cover all holes in your home...and I mean ALL HOLES.
Yes, from what I understand
Yes, from what I understand that's the most common way that they die. That and heartbreak.
There's a reason most states
There's a reason most states ban the private ownership of sugar gliders: they cannot be kept safely and humanely by non-professionals. It is cruel to keep these creatures as pets. Time for Nevada to come to its senses.
They're for sure difficult
They're for sure difficult to keep. Tried to make that point clear in the story. But I'm pretty sure "most" states do not ban private ownership of gliders. Most states allow private ownership...Cali is one of the few that does not allow it.
That is so horrible, i wish
That is so horrible, i wish more people would do proper research before they decide on a sugar glider. Sugar gliders can make great companions but it's like having a newborn in the house... for 15 years..
Cable TV...Finally
I've been in Vegas 8 months and just got Cable TV yesterday. This is by far the longest I've ever gone without cable, and I only mention that because I expect some sort of medal.
I watched about 2 hours of TV yesterday, and learned some pretty incredible stuff...
1) Brooke Hogan is still on TV.
2) Something's going down in Iran.
3) Carlos Mencia is still not funny.
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See blog entry below about
See blog entry below about not wanting to remove your shirt on a whim. What am I missing?
Fair point. Guess it's a
Fair point. Guess it's a controlled environment vs. out-of-my hands situation (meaning they could do whatever they wanted with the tape, including turn it into something sexual)...
Wow, you two look hot!
Wow, you two look hot!